Read Dylan’s Interview in Lithuania

Dylan Moran gets asked a lot of questions. A LOT. It must be hard to have to answer the same questions over and over again. See how Dylan handles it…

1. What do you know about Lithuania? What is your opinion about this country?

I know everything about your country, including the future.The tensions between Lithuania and Portugal that arise in 2089 the donkey plagues,the whole sorry story.

2. Stand-up comedians like to use realities in their jokes, maybe you have any joke related to Lithuania? If yes, what kind of joke it is?

Your influence in Chinese Politics, your history of beard burning, your worship of penguin excrement.

3. It is said that Lithuanians don‘t have a sense of humour, what do you think about this? How this might affect your show?

A great many things are said about Lithuania, but mostly we sing about you – here is a famous Irish song about your

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‘Lithuania!Lithuania!

Oh to be in a tree

With your hat in my mouth

Why,why why

Throw your turnips

Inside my piano?

Lithuania!Lithuania!

Women sing this as they give birth, men when they go hunting.

4. What is the feeling when you are standing on the stage, telling jokes and seeing some people in the first row who are not laughing at all and maybe even seems to be bored? How do you cope with this?

I,or one of my many body doubles , make love to them in the interval.We promise them diamonds and a new fridge.

5. You have visited many different countries with your shows, what can you say about the audiences in different corners of the world? What do you expect from Lithuanian audience?

Audiences everywhere must be be treated with respect ,like tigers, or old women,or hot soup containing both.

6. You are known as a comedian who likes to improvise and to put some extra material to your show that is related to the location issues. Are you doing something special and preparing some extra material when you are traveling to the country you have never been before? What can we expect in your show in Lithuania?

I cannot tell you what to expect-if i knew what i was doing i wouldn’t be able to do it.

Just come if you like.

Dispatches from the first No Creep Crawl

Not many people realize that our upcoming No Creep Crawl isn’t the first. We organized the first No Creep Crawl last year, just after forming Comedy Estonia. We don’t talk about that first No Creep Crawl very often: while no one was (seriously) injured, the whole ordeal is somewhat of a bad memory for everyone who participated.

But since we’re only a few days from the sequel,

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I have decided to release some never-before-seen video footage of the original No Creep Crawl. I wasn’t able to capture everything on video, but I did film a few clips from throughout the night that highlight some of the mistakes we made last year.

19:45 – Pre-gaming

Not many people paced themselves for a full night of pub crawling last year. This is a video of Bubba, a comedian that used to perform with us before being deported from Estonia for an incident that happened on a different pub crawl.

20:13 – Drink Bar

As we’re doing this year, we started the No Creep Crawl at Drink Bar last year. This was our first mistake: I didn’t realize that a lot of people would be at Drink Bar that night to watch some weird game involving a lot of players chasing a round ball and spontaneously falling to the ground and pretending to be hurt (I think it’s called Sucker). Anyway, a fan of one team said something about the other team, and a debate over the merits of each team took place in the finest British tradition.

20:48 – Vali Bar

The second stop on last year’s No Creep Crawl was Vali Bar. We didn’t stay very long: a large group of “regulars” made it clear that we weren’t welcome there. To be honest, being around that many old people was really uncomfortable.

21:19 – St. Patrick’s Pub

The night started getting weird in St. Patrick’s Pub when we ran into a British stag party. I’m used to seeing stag partiers harass women, so it was odd that this stag party was more interested in getting the groom-to-be’s clothes off.

I guess none of those people had watched this video prior to coming to Tallinn.

22: 34 – Nimeta

As the night wore on, some of our pub crawlers began to get a little tipsy. Oleg, a pub crawler who was visiting Estonia from Moscow, was one of them. Although I didn’t get any footage of Oleg that night, he sent me a video of himself at work the next day.

A few of our American pub crawlers left the party at Nimeta: specifically, one woman who was traumatized by a confrontation with some birds.

23: 08 – Hell Hunt

Our next stop was Hell Hunt, which was quite packed by 23:00. Hell Hunt attracts an international crowd, which I enjoy when I’m feeling homesick and want to interact with some of my countrymen. I took a few minutes to speak to other Americans at Hell Hunt.

A few British guys on our pub crawl decided to start socializing with members of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, their approach wasn’t very successful.

00:18 – Club Hollywood

Along with the self control of a few British men, the No Creep Crawl ended at Club Hollywood that night. Having never been to Club Hollywood before, I guess I didn’t understand exactly what kind of a club it is. Needless to say, the No Creep Crawl ends at Balou this year.

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