Choose your own adventure: A summer day in Tallinn
“This is such a funny door!”, exclaims one the Swedes. “Take a funny picture of me being funny next to it!” You take their camera, and the Swede climbs onto the tablet to the right of the door. As he climbs on it, it falls, landing in front of a group of four large Americans, presumably a family.
“Hey, buddy!” shouts a man in the group. “This stupid rock almost messed up my nice Teva sandles! That could have broken my foot!”
A slightly smaller member of the group steps forward. “Let’s beat his ass, Dad!”
What do you do?
