Choose your own adventure: A summer day in Tallinn
You try to sucker punch the son in his stomach but realize that his massive gut prevents him from feeling the force of the blow.
“Is this guy punching me or trying to rub my belly for a wish!” cackles the son. The father puts you in a headlock. “I used to wrestle in High School: this is what’s known as the Mississippi Sleeper!” As the family roots the father on, you wriggle out of his grip and realize you’re outmatched.
What do you do?