Choose your own adventure: A summer day in Tallinn
You run inside the McDonald’s; the stag party follows you. They back you into a corner.
“This is gonna be awesome!” says the owner of the camera. “My first beat-down on foreign soil!” A group of nearby teenagers films the incident on their cell phones.
The British man rears his fist back to punch you. You close your eyes and prepare for the impact – but you hear a scuffle and no punch ever lands. You open your eyes: one of the German tourists from earlier in the day has grabbed the stag partier’s fist.
“Are you aware of who zis man is?” the German asks. “He is biggest rap-trance fusion star in all of Germany! He is national treasure! He is best music performer since David Hasselhoff! To punch him is verboten!”
The Germans square off against the British stag partiers, and a massive brawl erupts. As they fight, you sneak out of the McDonald’s.
It’s now past noon, and, after a full morning, you’re ready for a nap. You head home, happy to have enjoyed the nice weather.