Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You sit in Kanuti park and sip from your never-ending pint glass. You drink for hours and the glass remains full. As you drink, you notice bums beginning to fill the park. They watch you drink from your glass and whisper to each other. As the hours pass, they move closer and closer, mumbling in their bum language, until you realize that you’re surrounded by a mob of nearly 100 of them. There’s a wall of bums only a meter from you now.
What do you do?