Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
The Canadian is furious that you won’t accept his beer. He begins screaming unintelligibly about ice hockey, maple syrup, and sexual encounters with members of his nuclear family. You run away into the Hell Hunt courtyard, but he chases you outside and corners you against a tree.
Three Texan businessmen leaving the Texas Honky Tonk and Cantina see this and come to your rescue. They tackle the Canadian and send him on his way.
“That was a close call, Lil’ Lady,” says one of the Texans. “I’d say that it might be about time to mosey on home.” The Texan tips his hat to you, and you realize that he’s right. You head home for the night.