Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You go to St. Patrick’s and sit alone in a dark corner. You sip slowly from your glass, amazed that the amount of beer in it never changes. You take long gulps, short sips, and even pour the beer on the floor, and yet it remains perpetually full.
Completely absorbed in testing the limits of your never-ending pint glass, you don’t realize that the rullnokks in St. Patrick’s are all watching you. When you finally look up, the rullnokks begin getting out of their seats, and they surround you, mumbling in their rullnokk language. They’ve obviously noticed that your pint glass never empties, and they probably want to take it from you.
What do you do?