Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You dance with the American man. He brags multiple times about how many beers – he calls them “brewskies” – he has drunk that night. He claims to be the “best” drinker in his fraternity in Pennsylvania. You have a hard time knowing when he is and is not quoting a Will Ferrell movie.
After dancing for a few songs, you notice that the American’s face has become flushed and he’s moving slowly. He screams “I’m gonna puke!” and then frantically searches for a trashcan. Unable to find one, he grabs the next best thing – your purse – and sticks his head in it. After vomiting violently for five minutes, he hands it back to you and says, “you’re my boy, Blue!”
Your purse filled with vomit, you decide that the night is over and go home.