Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You ignore the bum. He looks at you and mumbles something unintelligible, although it doesn’t sound like any language you’ve ever heard before. He then leans in and makes direct eye contact with you.
“For your inhumanity, I have cursed you. You have now been transformed into something so unseemly, so repugnant, and so hated by society that you’ll wish you were a bum like me.”
The bum vanishes without a trace. You feel different; duller and more incompetent. You begin to notice that people are staring at you in disgust. You look at your reflection in the window of the tram, and staring back at you is a man wearing a track suit with a contorted nose and a hideous fake tan.
You have been transformed into a rullnokk.
What do you do?