Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You explain to the Irishmen that the glass is never-ending and can’t possibly be chugged, but this only piques their interest as they interpret it as a challenge. One of the Irishmen wrestles the glass from your hands, and they take turns trying to chug it. They pass the glass back and forth, frustrated but determined, until you finally get bored and go home. On your commute to work on Monday, you notice that the men are still there, trying to finish the drink. Winter comes and the men remain in Vabaduse Väljak wearing shorts and flip-flops, passing the frozen glass back and forth and drinking enthusiastically from it.
The Irish men become a spectacle, attracting tourists from all over the world who want to witness the never-ending beer being drunk by never-resting livers. President Ilves gives you the Presidential Medal of Honor for increasing tourism to Estonia by 3000%.