Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You go to Shooter’s and buy a beer. As you’re leaving the bar, an Australian bumps into you, spilling his own beer all over his skin-tight Ed Hardy shirt. He demands an apology and a new beer. Not wanting to fight, you reach into your pocket, but the rullnokk transformation converted all of your money into hamburger wrappers.
You tell the Australian that you don’t have any money to buy him a new beer. Furious, he takes yours, chugs the bottle in an instant, and headbutts you, knocking you unconscious.
You awake in your bed, convinced that the curse was merely a bad dream. You walk into your kitchen to make breakfast, but your mother is already there cooking. Remembering that you moved out of your parents’ house three years ago, you ask your mother what she’s doing. She turns around, revealing a dark orange fake tan and long, unsightly, rhinestone-studded fingernails. The curse wasn’t a dream: you have been transformed into a rullnokk forever.