Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You arrive at Cathouse and fit in perfectly there. Everyone is dressed like you, and you instinctively start dancing like everyone else to the terrible techno music that’s being played on the stereo.
You go to the bar and order a vodka redbull. As you do, a female rullnokk approaches you and begins to flirt. Her orange skin is blinding, her breath smells like vomit and cherry cider, and her jeans are so tight that she walks like a duck, but you find yourself strangely attracted to her.
What do you do?