Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You give your beer to the bum, and he takes a long, satisfying sip. After giving it back to you, he steps back, turns his head up, and outstretches his arms. You feel energy pulsating through your body and notice that the bum is emanating a brilliant goldenrod light. He looks at you and smiles.
“Young man, I am a genie,” he says. “For your kindness, I will present you with something sacred that I have been protecting for more than 2,000 years. It’s in your care now; watch over it.”
The genie presents you with a pint glass full of beer.
“This is a bottomless pint glass. No matter how much or often you drink from it, it will remain full forever. Enjoy.”
You take the pint glass from the genie and he disappears in a pillar of smoke.
What do you do?
