Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
You surrender the glass to the rullnokks, and the crew disappears out the door. The next day the police come to your house: crime instantaneously disappeared from Tallinn when the rullnokks left the city, and the police thank you. President Ilves presents you with the Presidential Medal of Honor for relocating Tallinn’s rullnokk population.
Two months later, Tallinn’s economy has shrunk by more than 80%: all local tanning salons, burger stands, and BMW repair shops have closed their doors. President Ilves revokes the Medal of Honor and declares that you have single-handedly bankrupted the state. Friendless and penniless, you move to Latvia where you join the circus as a five-toed oddity.