Choose your own adventure: A summer night in Tallinn
The bums surround you, inching closer and closer. But before reaching you, they all drop to their knees and begin worshipping you as a god. One stands and explains that they believe you to be the exalted one prophesied in the Book of Bum; the idol who possesses endless beer and can save all of bumkind from the plague of sobriety. The bums line up and ask to be anointed out of your endless pint glass, so you apply beer to each bum’s forehead.
The group of bums entreaties you to join them and travel the world spreading the gospel of bum. You agree; six months later, as predicted in the Book of Bum, the world ends.